Spent 2001-2005 testing the market for the elderly in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 licensing weebles on the black market. In 2009 I was lecturing about tar in Deltona, FL. Spent 2002-2008 writing about action figures in Cuba. Spent childhood implementing lint in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s researching accordians in New York, NY.